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Define Jezus Meaning

JeZu!?
When u get surprised but can’t react and aren’t alive no mo :(

“Playing a game”
Person 1: So I was just thinking abt how Supac Thakur changed the world during quaranti-

(Person 1 gets headshot)

Person 1: JeZu!?
By Isabel
Jezus
Either the lord and savior or the guy mowing your lawn

Person A: Do you know Jezus is watching you.
Person B: Yes he is mowing my lawn.
By Cacilie
Jezu
A name describing an individual of culture, reading about 20 mangas a day. A weeb.
A person with the instance of "Jezu" in their name is regarded as doing one of several questionable activities in their spare time, most commonly of an anime interest.

A wild Jezu is seen in his natural habitat, reading one of 50 mangas that he must still catch up on.
By Elizabet
Jello Jezus
A very homo-sexual small statue of Jezus made completely out of a small, blonde, British kids jizz, which one may use for pleasuring their rectum.

"Want to go make a Jello Jezus?"
"Only if i can swallow the jizz then barf it up on to your chest"
"Great, then i'll shove it in my rectum"
By Clarice
Jezus Cheetos
A secular placeholder for the common vernacular use of "Jesus Christ", when exclaiming disdain or confusion.

"Jezus Cheetos Sonny-Jim, get a fucking grip.
By Jonis
Jezus Tapdancing Christ
Jesus Christ, Oh my God.

Jezus Tapdancing Christ! Did he really say that?
By Ranna