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Jiffy Lube
hand job

dude 1: Jessica's a total slut. Did you fuck her last night?

dude 2: No she just gave me a jiffy lube.

dude 1: You fucking suck dude.

dude 2: Eat a dick.
By Sharleen
Jiffy Lube
the worst possible facility on earth

i got totally fucked over at jiffy lube.
By Chloette
Jiffy Lube
when a girl is heart broken, and you talk to her make her feel better, and make her like you.

Heartbroken girl: i'm so sad, alan broke my heart.
you: im sorry i know he's a total jerk, but don't worry ill always be here for you.
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Jennifer: he's totally jiffy lubing her.
Jessica: yup jiffy lube
By Ammamaria
Jiffy Lube
verb. a jiffy lube is the act of getting head having said head giver vommits of recipents dick and then proceeds to jerk him off with said vommit.

That bitch gave me a jiffy lube I guess she had a bad gag reflex oh well....
By Mabel
Jiffy Lube
When you put peanut butter, preferably Jiffy, in a girl's vagina and then bang her hard.

Dude last night I gave this girl a nice oil change.

Really? You gave her the good old Jiffy Lube huh?

Oh yeah. it was sweet.
By Lucine
Jiffy Lube
When a female while performing a handjob, takes out a container of mustard, squirts it on the penis, and begins to jerk it.

1. "Man, it got so raunchy last night with Heather, she even gave me a jiffy lube.

2. Q. "How far did you go with Grace last night bromontana?"

A. "You won't believe it but she gave me a jiffy lube when we got back to my house."
By Frieda
Jiffy Lube
When two guys are having butt sex and the guy on the receiving end takes a shit.

Jim: What the hell IS that?
John: Just giving us a jiffy lube.
Jim: Oh. OK then.
By Phaedra
Jiffy Lube
When you're getting it on with a girl and she all of the sudden dries up, you have to quickly eat her out for awhile to get her wet again before you lose your hard on.

When she dried up during sex, I had to give her a jiffy lube to keep it going.
By Patience
Jiffy Lube
What it's called when you're having sex with an old, dried up woman, and you don't have lube so you use JIF peanut butter.

Alice: Hey there Betty, How was your 73rd birthday?
Betty: Aw it was great! My husband jiffy lubed me!
Alice: You're a lucky woman. My husband is dead.
Betty: HAHA
By Heida
Reverse Jiffy Lube
A hybrid of the popular reach around penis grab. This occurs when a female reaches between a males legs from behind and begins to grip and rub the penis. Done over clothes and results in a penis erection. Usually done as a mating ritual to see if the male "sizes up" so to speak.

Jenny is giving Earl a reverse Jiffy Lube. That lucky S.O.B.
By Ingaberg