Define Jif Meaning

idiot in UK like slang
a dumb person

Jif is an incorrect pronouncement of GIF that stands for Graphics Interchange Format. Note the G. People who pronounce it correctly often respond with something like"What's a jif?" or "Who is Jeff?". If a person who pronounce GIF incorrectly shortly after says a word that with a hard "G" while trying to convince the other, it is common to respond whit questioning of meaning, like for example:"-You can't go around and be rude... -You mean jo around?" or to change all g's in ones speech to j's.
It is also a peanut butter brand!

Short for "in a jiffy", which basically means "a short period of time". It can be used sarcastically as well

"Jiffy" is also used as a sci/tech term, commonly for 0.01 seconds, or sometimes 1 tick of a computer's clock.

A metaphor for semen, on account of how it is creamy and smooth, and how jif sounds like jizz.

A person who is really smart and ambitious but surrounds themselves with idiotic selfish friends who inhibit that person from achieving great things and dont have lives of their own so they feed off everything that person does.

-A mediocre brand of peanut butter
-Short form for Jeff

To pass gas; to emit flatulence.

Jiffing is a sexual act regarding furries. They smother peanut butter on their genitals of there fur suit and lick it off.

the realization that youd been sneak thieved on

1: A brand of peanut butter

2: mistakenly said for GIF