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Eat A Dick
a generic yet abrasive comeback to a verbal attack

John: Hey Melissa you freaking suck at flip cup
Melissa: Eat a dick
By Dorice
Eat A Dick
the comeback of all comebacks
can be used in any situation, instant shutdown

also can be used to reject somenoe

lewis: life is like a fairytale, i still love you

alison: eat a dick

mikey: oi your a shit cunt
jeremy: eat a dick
mikey: is that all you've got?
jeremy: eat a dick
mikey: yeah i thought so
jeremy: eat a dick
mikey: fine, you win
jeremy: yeah thats right eat a dick
By Terra
Eat A Dick
a phrase to convey anger. most effective against extremely obtuse straight males as it implies that they are homosexual.

Bill pushes Tom.
Tom tells Bill to "eat a dick".
Bill looks hurt and bewildered.
By Heidi
Eat A Dick
Usually used as a joke.

1- Hey man, you hungry?
2- Yeah man, I'm fuckin' starving
1- Really? You should go eat a dick.
By Elsey
Eat A Dick
the word is what it means, to literally go eat a dick

"hay how about you go eat a dick, you fuck face"
By Gina
Eat A Dick
... back to the late sixties; Eat a dick; nice way of saying suck a dick.

Eat a dick, you polyester faced moron!
By Jorie
Eat A Dick
A phrase used in an argument, directing the listener to accept a male genitalia orally. Usually ends arguments and begins fights.

Random driver: "You know what mother fucker, eat a dick man I'm tired of this..."

Tom: *Missile drop kicks man in chest*
By Dorise
Eat A Dick
A phrase used at someone who has made you angry

Dude, no one cares about your Sea Monkeys, eat a dick.
By Moyna
Eat A Dick
An exclamation to an argument or discussion. When someone wishes to put an end useless conversation with authority, or with a nasty remark, "EAT A DICK" does so perfectly.

AKA: Go fuck yourself!

My girlfriend was complaining that we don't spend enough time together and I disagreed by saying "EAT A DICK!"
By Linzy
Eat A Dick
Put that shit all up in your mouth, and enjoy it

Hey, eat a dick
By Katherine