Define Joe Rogan Meaning

Joe Rogan
Hot standup comic, very funny. Also women want to lick his neck.

Joe Rogan makes me laugh.
By Leonelle
The Joe Rogan
The Joe Rogan is an exquisite sandwich first crafted on a hot and humid summer evening in Northern Indiana. It was around the middle of the second decade of the 21st century when this awe inspiring sandwich came into this world. The Joe Rogan combines the exotic flavor profile of an American classic, the Sloppy Joe, and the undeniable deliciousness of the world renowned Perogie.

First, the Sloppy Joe is assembled (extra shloppy if you're into that sort of thing) minus the top bun. Then, anywhere from 1 to however many god damn Perogies you'd like are placed on top of that sloppy, saucy pile of meat. Add the top bun and you're ready to board the flavortown express. Or, spice things up a bit with some sauce or other condiments to your hearts desire.

Oh, and for you carb cutter's out there, simply omit the bun and you'll have yourself a nice Joe Rogan salad.

"Wow, The Joe Rogan is the best sandwich known to man"

"This Joe Rogan is delicious but it is filling"

"Oh man, this Joe Rogan sure is tasty"

"I caught a case of the meat sweats after my ninth Joe Rogan last night"
By Hadria
Joe Rogan
looking at porn while your girlfriend is sleeping right beside you

"Dude, i Joe Rogan'd for about 3 hours last night."
By Lianna
Joe Rogan
A hilarious and enlightened subversive stand up comedian who carries on the torch of George Carlin and Bill Hicks.

He is well known as a color commentator for UFC and being the host of the reality game show Fear/Factor.

He got a lot of attention when he called out Carlos Mencia for stealing other comedians jokes and proving it.

He is an advocate of psychedelic drugs and a weed enthusiast.

He isTae Kwon Do blackbelt and champion and holds a
brownbelt in Jui Jitsu under Eddie Bravo.

He's a super badass motherfucker who's really funny.


"Dude, Joe Rogan told some annoying cunt in the audience who wouldn't shut up that he was gonna wrap his dick around her neck and start her up like a lawnmower!"
By Eva
Joe Rogan
Is what happens when you smoke weed while getting your organs replaced with monkeys because you dumpster pumped too much

I think I have to Joe Rogan today
By Christen
Joe Rogan
The voice of reason during these scary times. He makes good arguments for both sides of anything being discussed and is not afraid to speak the truth no matter how hurtful it may be.

Joe Rogan: "Theres only 2 genders."
Liberals: "How dare you"
Joe Rogan: "Climate change is real"
Conservatives: "How dare you"
By Kizzee
Joe Rogan

Joe Rogan is a douchebag.
By Kris
Joe Rogan
-The pot smoking commentator for the UFC who says very amusing things

-Formerly the host of Fear Factor, but no one watched that shit

-A very funny stand up comedian who often jokes about wacking off

Joe Rogan: That cut looks like a goats vagina!

Me: Omg, joe. Really?
By Cassi
Joe Rogan
Being A Professional Dick Rider Constantly on some ones nuts giving to much glory/prais when not deserved

Being a dick rider like joe rogan is on UFC ex: Guys wins a fight Joe Rogan says "Man ive never seen some one with such physique such talent just

look at how his biceps glisten in the light"
By Tootsie
Joe Rogan

By Denise