Define John Holmes Meaning

John Holmes
porn star

big penis; 13.5 inches

ugly

By Shaine
John Holmes
An adult film star who got his start in pornographic films in the 1960s. Holmes was born John C. Estes, August 8, 1944, in Pickaway County, Ohio. He died March 13, 1988, of complications related to AIDS. Holmes was widely publicized as having a penis ranging from 12.5 to 18 inches, though adult stars routinely inflate their measurements. A recent attempt at discerning his length by comparing images of his penis to images of his other body parts produced a figure of 8.75 inches. The 1997 film "Boogie Nights" is loosely based upon Holmes' life.

John Holmes was one of the great stars of the Golden Age of Porn.
By Leah
John Holmes
The most well-known male pornstar, due to his monstrously huge dick. Holmes himself claimed he was 13 inches long, his ex-wife and many other female pornstars say it was more like 10.5 inches long.

John Holmes lied about his already huge penis size, but also lied about being a college graduate and being the personal gigolo to a wealthy British woman.
By Hatti
John Holmes
When something is deemed "Long & Hard".

I sure had a "John Holmes" day today!
By Liz
John Holmes
a man with a dick large enough to wreck Godzillas vagina. he also doggy styles king kongs asshole

By Rubetta
John Holmes Huge
A reference to having or believing "you" have a large penis.

Damn! He's John Holmes huge!
Man, you only wish you were John Holmes huge. You're more like a tootsie roll.
By Katha