Define Kalm Meaning

KALM
A non-derogatory description of a homosexual- typically male.
Can be used in a friendly, joking way, usually in conversation with an out-of-closet gay who is already your friend. It can almost be considered a term of platonic endearment for your gay friend.
(can be used as a noun or adjective)

Andrew: Oh my god, Joe is so cute today!
Laura: You're so KALM, man. You are so obsessed with that guy.
Andrew: I know! :D
Laura: Dude, I love you. hahaha
Shelby: You guys are so disney.
By Hope
Kalm
The calm before the storm, when things are so calm that nothing can be happening, but you have that weird feeling they are about to start.

A: It's so boring, there's nothing up

B: calm or Kalm?

A: Probs Kalm, people never stop doing nnoying things
By Babbette
Kalm
When something is banging good or something is gonna be alright

"we linkin up n that tomoz"
"yeh yeh its kalm"
By Gaye
Kalm Yo Tits
A facebook like page featuring a very popular large black women with snazy comebacks and awesome jokes.

Did you see kalm yo tits' status today? talk about a diary of a mad black woman.
By Tess
Kalm

By Dori