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Define Karate Chop Meaning

Karate Chop
When you feel offended, you take your hand and chop it into any random part of the enemies body and yell "KARATE CHOP!" Or just, "CHOP!"

When your friends stomach growls, it is a perfect oppurtunity to KARATE CHOP their stomach.

"If you karate chop me, then I'll karate block you, if you karate block my karate chop, then I'll karate chop your karate block"
By Elberta
Karate Chop
A deadly morning fart in which the anus quickly opens to release gas and then quickly puckers closed with martial arts like speed and strength. The resulting fart sound perfectly resembles the sound a karate masters hand makes whilst chopping an enemy in the throat and/or abdomen.

-- KARATE CHOP! --
Female - "Ouch, something fast and strong just hit me in my neck fat! - did you hit me?"
Male - "Nope... not me..."
-- KARATE CHOP! --
Female - "Ouch, there it was a again!"
Male - "If you value your life you'll make me a sandwich... now."
By Martelle
Karate Chop
A girl who has no ass, no boobs, or neither. Named after the "karate chop" motion, a straight-down chop that signifies the flatness of the body. Not necessarily negative or positive in connotation, simply a description. Can be used as a motion.

"She's cute, but she's a karate chop."

Ed: I saw this girl at the mall wearing a haltertop.
Sam: How big where her boobs?
Ed: *karate chops*
Sam: Oh.
By Melissa
Karate Chop
When you slice someone with your hang (having a flat palm)

I totally owe you a karate chop in the arm for not letting me hit those greens first.
By Daphna
Karate Chopping The Meatloaf.
Fingering the female genitalia. An intense, and sensual motion. A subtle analogy for fingering.

He karate chopped the meatloaf last night.

She was karate chopping the meatloaf.
By Candy
Karate Chop In Session
1. The time period where it is ok to karate chop someone/anyone you see.

I was walking in the hallway when a man shouted "karate chop in session!" then he karate chopped me.
By Kirby
Karate Chop Duty
The act of holding a fuzzy oven-mitted hand in between the vagina and anus of a female in the midst of D.P. effectively stopping scrotums from unpleasantly rubbing together.

Gonzo was on Karate Chop Duty while, Andrew, Paul, and Stephen Gang-banged his mom.
By Ysabel
Karate Chop My Turd
The act of dissecting an enormous, toilet clogging turd with one's own hand (when no other appropriate instruments are available) in order to prevent not only significant plumbing issues, but shame and embarrassment.

synonym: Beaned.

" Oh My God, I drank too much coffee, clogged the toilet and had to karate chop my turd because my roommates were outside the bathroom waiting!"
By Edee
Karate Chop
Something dangerous people do.

This real cocky girl wanted to box that dude or karate chop him, and though he wasn't going to tell her what to do or what not to do, he just thought she wasn't using her best judgment, that was all.
By Lyn
Karate Chopped Humus
A really ugly vagina.

Her pussy was so ugly it looked like I karate chopped humus!
By Easter