Define Kazakstan Meaning

The 9th largest country in the world.
Capital: Astana
Borders China, Uzbekistan, Kyrgyzstan, Turmenistan, and Russia.
Has nuclear missiles from the former Soviet Union.

Borat Sagdiyev's homeland.

Greatest Country in the world.

Home of the infamous Ali-G's character Borat Sagdiyev who insulted America by changing the last line of the national anthem when asked to sing at a baseball match.

A large country in part of europe and part of asia that has nuclear weapons from the former Soviet Union.

Ancient land in Central Asia with ancient burials and land. The ethnic Kazaks are Azin and our ancestors fought with the Persians against the Alexander the Great and was part of Ghengis Khan's and the Huns' land. Home to other cultures such as Russians, Ukranians, Germans, and other people from stan countries. Kazakstan is a formal Soviet state and one of the original lands of the Turks. Some of Kazakstan's people left during the Soviet days to China, yet are returning. The movie "Borat..." was never filmed there and thus never showed the true people or culure, yet definantly helped people become more aware of it.

greatest country in world, all other countries are run by little girls

Kazakhstan, greatest country in the world
All other countries are run by little girls
Kazakhstan, number one exporter of potassium
Other countries have inferior potassium

Kazakhstan home of dipshit swimming pool.
Its length 30 meter, width six meter
Filtration system a marvel to behold
It remove 18% of human solid waste

Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan you very nice place.
From Plains of Darashik to Northern fence of Jewtown.
Kazakhstan friend of all except Uzbekistan.
A very nosy people with bone in their brain.

Kazakhstan industry best in world.
We invented toffee and trouser pants.
Kazakhstan's prostitutes cleanest in the region.
Except of course for too many scars

Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan, you very nice place.
From Plains of Darashik to Northern fence of Jewtown.

Come grasp the mighty penis of our leader.
From junction with the testes to tip of its face!