Define Keeton Meaning

The most absolute lazy that one person can possibly be.

To fuck someone so hard to the point where they become gender neutral

a cute way of saying Kitten.

Some one Skinnyer then you Prettyer then you Every thing better then you

A large, flabby cretin with a big nose. Sexuality is unknown but it is fond of sexy nighties. There are few Keetons left in the wild, most are kept in a cage and poked with sticks to entertain tourists. If you see one do not approach it call your local Zoo Keeper.

The most amazing, special person in the world he is my Bestest Friend and I love him I couldn't live without him

A guy who has an enormous sack. Not only is this sack massive, the balls within are so small they barely resemble anything.

A James Keeton is the name given to the smallest ratio of ball size to sack size ever measured.

A complete idiot, basically someone who makes Kim Kardashian look smart.