When someone is extremely afraid of masturbation. This is in reference to the founder of
Kellogg's cereal because he thought that
corn flakes would stop masturbation, thought that circumcision was a cure for many unrelated diseases, thought that pain killer
sure not be used in circumcision so that it would be like a punishment, and often burned the clitoris.
-I think my parents have Kellogg Syndrome. They
walk in on me and lost their minds!
- No way i'm doing that! Its too
noisy. My parents have Kellogg Syndrome and would kill me if they found out
I beat my meat on a regular basis!