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Keystoned
the act of bringing cheap beer to a party and then drinking somebody elses beer and leaving yours for the host to drink later.

Clara: Hey George grab me a beer.
George: We're out of beer, all we have left is Darby's keystones.
George: looks like he keystoned us again.
By Minne
Keystoned
When you're broke asf and get cross faded drinking keystone.

Brad: "Dude...I got fucked last night off some keystone, it was full send especially with the kush we had. I was KEYSTONED."

JH, DG
By Shelbi
KeyStoning
The act of drinking keystone

"what are you doing this weekend?"
"i dont know but im keystoning"
By Adda
Keystone
The best overall college beer. Good taste, yet you can drink it till the sun comes up, and its only like 13 bucks for 30 of them.

I woke up at 1pm and drank keystone till 6am while smoking blunts of the chronic every couple hours but didnt pass out because keystone allows you to consume record amounts of beer and feel fine the next day.
By Cherise
Keyston
A keyston is smart sweet fresh annoying a know it all and the best person you could ever meet in life they are someone you can count on and depend on they can help you in almost any situation they hate showing off at times but they do it anyway low key they are a best friend for life

Keyston is the only friend I need in life or why can’t everyone be a keyston
By Lucila
Keystoned
To be high on Marijuana and drunk on Keystone Ice at the same time.

He was so keystoned he couldnt even walk.

After two bowls and 8 keystones, he was keystoned out of his mind.
By Gwennie
Keystone
A very inexpensive beer purchased and consumed by trailer trash and frat boys everywhere. Probably manufactured in prison toilets.

Matt: "Hey Ryan, I have a couple of bucks. Enough for some Keystone! Let's go get wasted and make out with each other!"
By Lyndel
Keystoner
A regular at Keystone Resort, Colorado and who enjoys a large amount of Mary Jane, simultaneously.

Hi, my name is Alex, and I am a Keystoner.
By Winna
Keystones
A test that is taken in some high school classes in Pennsylvania. AKA: Keystone Exams

Teacher: Today we will be taking the Keystones and PSSAs.
Students: Seriously! We have to do PSSAs and Keystones!
By Coletta
Keystone
usually refering to keystone light...

Introduced in 1989, Keystone Light is a light-bodied, crisp, smooth and drinkable beer. Keystone Light is available nationwide in cans, bottles and kegs.  Keystone Light is 4.2 percent alcohol by volume and has 104 calories per 12-ounce serving.

Awards

2005 Great American Beer Festival bronze medalist, American-Style Light Lager
2003 North American Beer Awards bronze medalist, American Light Lager
1991 Great American Beer Festival gold medalist, American Light Lager
1991 Great American Beer Festival bronze medalist, American Lager

(coors brewing company web site)

Mike: i need 4 more bucks to pick up a case of keystone

Ike: ok here's 4, i get half though
By Leanna