''i say govner are you coming to kilkenny this weekend??''
''nay
kind sir. on my last visit an unsavoury character wearing a god awful tracksuit with
fred perry top and hat fifty miles off the top of his head attacked me savagely''
''for what reason old
prune?''
''they claimed i was giving them 'dirty looks'!''
''i hope you told them it was false, after all you are blind''
''they knew i was blind! they attack the defensless! BAS***DS''