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Killing Kittens
masturbating, usually guys jerking off to pornographic images. a common phrase on fark.com.

Please forgive me in advance for the one or two kittens that I may be directly responsible for killing after looking at this boobies link.
By Mathilde
Killing Kittens
Very powerful young felines, under your control.

If you masturbate, a kitten kills God. The kitten is one of the killing kittens.
By Beverley
Killing Kittens
The act of masturbating

Damn I'm soo horny, I better go kill some kittens
By Eleanora
Killing Kittens
Every time you Masturbating - god kills a kitten

Jean? yeah! Jean the kitten killing machine!
By Carlin
Kill Kittens
To kill a kitten is to masterbate. Comes from the slogan, "Every time you masterbate, God kills a kitten"

Yo don't be killin' kittens in there!

Oh man she is too fine. I best go kill a kitten before somethin dreadful happens
By Florina
Kill Kittens
"Killing kittens" is a very useful euphemism to those who are incapable of spelling the big word "masturbating" correctly.

The metaphorical kitten killing is carried out by proxy, courtesy of Our Lord.

Wanna watch me kill kittens?
By Lauretta
Kill+kittens
Everytime you masterbate, god kills a kitten.

Mikey was caught killing kittens to Porn on the net.
By Callie
Kill Kittens
To masturbate. This term comes from the saying "every time you masturbate god kills a kitten." To say how many times you have masturbated, you say I have killed x number of kittens.

Zeb: That's why I'm on facebook! (not to kill kittens)

Alex: How many kittens have you killed?

Zeb: I'll just say its technically kitten genocide..

Alex: Genocide means you killed enough of them so that they can't reproduce fast enough to fill the population void....... aw... I love kittens...

Zeb: KITTEN GENOCIDE I TELL YOU!!
By Sandra
Killing Kittens
Listening to emo music...
also masterbation

Everytime you listen to emo god kills a kitten
Everytime you masterbate god kills a kitten
By Fidelity
Killing Kittens
Slang for "The slaying of innocent people."

?George Bush is killing kittens in Iraq while ignoring North Korea."
By Catlee