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Kilmer
someone who is at the top of their game and is above everyone else skill level.
Usually said at the basketball court. This person posesses a perfect shot and a killa fake

shaq, michael jordan, michael vick, and karl malone are all called kilmer
By Ericka
Kilmered
When a once sexy man bloats to Orwellian proportions.

Val Kilmer has Kilmered Steven Segal has Kilmered.

Gosh Biff has really Kilmered after college.
By Shandeigh
Kilmer Bite
The teeth-gnashing-and-staring manoeuver which the Ice Man (played by Val Kilmer) directs at Maverick (played by Tom Cruise) in the film Top Gun during a towelled up locker room scene.

- Mark, did that dude just Kilmer Bite you?
- Yeah, I think he wants to touch me up!
- Awesome!
By Frederica
Val Kilmer
only man alive who looks/looked good with a pontail, epitimy of cool and suave.

val kilmer was hilarious in kiss kiss bang bang
By Marty
Val Kilmer
Noun. A very talented actor who could have reprised his role for Batman and Robin. Recently appearing in Alexander. He is the epitome of the cool guy.
See: badass, fox, talent

Val Kilmer is the best actor to grace this planet.
By Bethany
Val Kilmer
Man arrested for dressing up as Batman and holding Karl Rove as hostage........ that didnt happen but it would be so fucking awesome.

"dammit Val, IT WAS A MOVIE!!!"
By Elisabet
Biscotty Kilmer
A youtube mechanic who was bitten by a radioactive biscotti and is now a Were-biscotti.

Now runs on all fours and chews tires.

His real name is Scotty Kilmer

Person 1: Oh no it's night!

Person 2: So?
Person 1: That's when Biscotty is roaming the streets!
Biscotty Kilmer: *off in the distance* Rev your biscuits!
By Elsy
Scotty Kilmer
The most skilled, honest, upfront, best, and truthful auto mechanic in the universe who proves it on YouTube with all the how-to car repair videos.

Hi, I'm Scotty Kilmer, I've been working on cars for over the last 50 years.
By Rosamund
Val Kilmer
A once popular actor, now a fat sack of crap with a ponytail. You can easily mistaken him for Steven Seagal, another fat sack of crap with a ponytail.

Man, I had no problems with you being fat, but since you grew your ponytail, you look like Val Kilmer! Get rid of it.
By Wendy
Scotty Kilmer
An honest, toyota-loving, experienced auto mechanic who does YouTube videos such as car buying advice and auto repair.

Scotty Kilmer before every video: "REV UP YOUR ENGINES!"
By Briney