Define King Arthur Meaning

A word I looked up on Urbandictionary to see what people thought of the mythical English king, but all I got instead was disgusting sex definitions.

He's a King, therefore he's a ruler. And a ruler is 12 inches. Thus the name King Arthur.

Cypress hill's 8 foot bong.

It's named king arthur.

I want it.

He pulled out a sword from a sword that nobody could pull out. He soon was made king.
One time he was battling agains a knight he broke his sword and he was nearly killed. Soon enough Merlin came and rescued him.merlin took him to the lady of the lake and she gave him a sword named Excalibur.

When a guy lays his cock and balls out on someone's face.
The balls need to be over the victim's eyes, and the dick needs to be laying over the nose and the mouth (if you can reach that far.)

The name comes from the fact that this will look like the victim is wearing a medieval mask/helmet, like King Arthur wore.

A fictional character that some very confused people like to believe is real and get all upset about.
The story of king arthur was invented by the english while they were busy kicking the crap out of the cultureless welsh.

A man puts super glue in another persons anus. Then he inserts his penis into their anus and lets it dry, and tries to pull it out of "the stone"

The Act of running away from someone or something in a similar fashion to that on the Epic film The Holy Grail, Shouting "RUN AWAY!!"

When ramming your penis inside a woman's anus really fast and then pull out really slow like pulling out Excalibur from the stone

When you thrust your dick into the anus of a female or male companion and protrudes through the body until it comes out of the mouth and is then inserted into the anus of the next male/female and so on and so forth and when the entire length of the dick has been used up you swing said dick at people passing by saying "I am the King of England. Bow before your King!"