short form for knanaya people- a group of
mallu christians who practice endogamy (they reject people who marry outside of their community/cult).
They claim to originate from a group of 72 families who travelled from
Mesopotamia to
Kerala under the leadership of
Knai Thomman in AD 345. They assume they’re ✨racially distinct✨ from other mallus because of endogamy and yet they look like every other mallu 🤔. They all think of themselves as the shit but in reality are living in their own bubble.
The
uncles identify as beta males and are hella fruity 🍒🍓🍇 (just like their sons). They enjoy drinking, discussing community politics, and owning gas stations. The
aunties prioritize fashion, beauty, and taking nice pictures (wonder where their social media obsessed daughters learn that from 🙃).
What type of
mallu are you? *I’m kna*
Ohh...
guess I better stay away from you then🏃 ♂️💨
