One of my favorite movies. The plot is simple, The Chosen One wants to
avenge his family so he tries to defeat Evil Betty/Master Pain with the help of Ling, Master
Tang, Whoa, Mu-Shu
Fasa, and a little from Master Doe. Some people say this movie is stupid, that's the whole reason why I found it so funny.
Master Tang: (who is dying) Chosen one, do I look alright.
Chosen One: Yeah... sure.
Master Tang: On a scale of one to ten?
Chosen One: Hmmm, one.
Master Tang: Listen, and listen well. I really like the band N-Sync. My favorite member is Harpo. I think there's a Harpo. If not there should be. I will write their next hit, maybe 'A boom-boom
chiky chiky boom-boom a boom-boom chiky
chaka chaka cho cho' By the way, you must beware of Betty's
iron claw. They are sharp, and they hurt. And beware his song about big butts, he beats up while he plays it!
