Back in the 60s my favourite night of the year was right after my wife had her Pap Smear done; the doctor lubricated the speculum with KY, and there was enuff left in her muff that I could just "glide til I cried"
By Lacie
Ky
ky is all around amazing guy hes really funny and very attractive in every way, plays sports and when hes around the ppl he trust and loves the most the best part of him comes out, hes nice to everyone and is so easy to talk to
Comes from an instrument known as a kymograph, which is a machine used to record the temporal variations of any physiological or muscular process. This devise could be used to measure the intensity of a sexual act on a specific part of the body.
For example, it could measure the heart rate of a woman about to have an orgasm. KY jelly could be used to lubricatethe pad to the chest.
By Zorah
Kys Kys
While sounding like an innocent kiss kiss it means kill yourself kill yourself. It is mostly used when joking with friends through mobile messages
chick - OMG did u see tha ugly pic if urself on instagram
chicks friend - omfg kys kys
Stands for "Kill your self" a sarcastic term used amongst friends basically telling one another to shut the fuck up, when someone says something ignorant, embarrassing, or just plain stupid.
*not intended for real suicide suggestions, please stay alivey'all
Renee: OMG Keith urban is coming to town he's such a great rapper!
