Define La Crescenta Meaning

The working class meets the middle class in this "suburb." The only way out is to enlist in the military. No one comes to La Crescenta, they only come FROM La Crescenta. Your neighbor probably works at Vons. Everyone's pregnant. I have news for you. Hollister is NOT couture.

La Crescenta guys are:
a. sk8ers
b. bikers
c. tweakers
d. one of the above
e. all of the above

La Crescenta girls are:
a. bro hoes
b. sk8er girls
c. think they are rich i.e. wearing fake LVs, a hollister shirt with forever 21 jeans and muffin tops
d. one of the above
e. all of the above

Nothing to do but smoke dank weed and drink in this "suburb", also known as the most boring place on earth immediately followed by La Canada, there are only preppy gay people, pussy emo fags, fake gangsters, and a few chill/stupid stoners and many many old people. The only thing that even slightly redeems this shitty town is the constant supply of highly potent marijuana and other varied drugs....Police are a very notable part of La Crescenta's gayness,getoutwhileyoucan

Pretty boring city in its self. There are so many druggies at Crescenta Valley High School that it made it on the LA news. There are some positive things about La Crescenta though. The main one being the fact that its not too far from the beach and its close to a lot of cities that aren't as boring. So basically, as long as you have a car, its an ok place to live. Kids who don't have a license will often take the bus to Montrose or the Glendale Galleria.

P.S. Beware of the kids from Rosemont Middle School. They are FREAKS.

La Crescenta is a boring city that has three main groups:
-Armenians
-Asians
-Minorities (White, Mexican, etc.)
Full of wannabe gangsters and druggies. There are so many that La Crescenta was on the news.
Super boring and cops have a fun time busting kids.