Define Vons Meaning

Vons
A store where their meat department enlarges your penis. They want to put their meat in your mouth

I go to vons because it enlarges my penis.
By Florance
Von Von

von von means hope hope
By Bridgette
VON

By Sibel
Von
In German, von is a preposition which approximately means 'of' or 'from'.

When it is used as a part of a German family name, it can indicate a member of the nobility, like the French, and Portuguese "de". At certain times and places, it has been illegal for anyone who was not a member of the nobility to use von before their family name. However, in the Middle Ages the "von" particle was still a common part of names and was widely used also by commoners.

See also van

"Hans von Duisburg" meant Hans from (the city of) Duisburg.
By Krystyna
Von
it is a word basically meaning peng (hot/attractive)

oh shit she’s so VON
By Leona
Von
In the dialect of Old Norse (Vikings) it means "hope."

Tyna von... (forget hope)
By Adara
Von
1:A guy who understands a girls feelings more so than her own. He can make anyone laugh and brighten someone's day by the smallest things. He is usually characterized by artistic abilities, being a nerd, and is incredibly smart. A Von is the best guy to talk to because he will listen. Be careful when you meet a Von because he might steal your heart (for girls only).

2:the epitomy of Prince Charming

That guy just drew a master piece while listening to me talk about my feelings, he must be a Von.
By Celestina
VON
An expression used for something of high quality.

Of regal and noble status.

That classy girl over there is a VON.
By Renie
Von
Von is the best boyfriend ever. He’s a very fast runner. He’s super cool. He listens to hype music and is so sexy when he raps. He always dresses nice, but he doesn’t need brands. He’s a sexy ass gangsta

Girl 1: “shiiii I wish I was dating Von”
By Misha
Von

me: Ew, I don't want a Von as a friend!!

Siobhan: You're stuck with me, pal.
By Roberta