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Lange
A person with a severe brand loyalty to apple (mac) products, to the point it is almost sickening. Most of the time, a quite hairy person, maybe even clogs his shower drain. Coincidently , usually has the first name "Jon".

That fucking lange over there is trying to convert PC users to macs, but they keep peacing out on him.
By Elvera
Lang Lang
The epitome of the deterioration of Classical virtuoso piano playing

If Lang Lang thinks he's so goddamn good, I dare him to even attempt some Charles Valentin Alkan.

What was that? He can't play it? Thought so...

If anyone is to ever be considered the greatest virtuoso if this modern-day, that title should go to Marc-André Hamelin.
By Nikki
Langed
When a sports better is on the same wager as Brandon Lang.

Billy: I was on Clemson -3 in the Orange Bowl but they ended up losing by 40! What the fuck happened?

John: Simple, you got Langed!
By Sharline
Langely
The funniest most cunning person with an amazing personality. If you are luck you enough to meet a Langely then you are blessed by the gods. Grab him/her tightly and never let go. Langely is a great listener and conversationist.

Did you her Langely joke? It was so funny!
By Michelina
Lang
Someone who is very tall and has well defined muscles, usually adored by most females.

How lang is Will Smith?
By Kellsie
Lang
A whyalla (South Australia) word meaning 'not' or 'joking'

Can also be used as 'langing'

person 1: see, he's not that ugly
person 2: LANG

- - - -

person 1: I'm going to kill myself !
person 2: You're langing.

- - - -

person 1: I don't think we should be friends anymore
person 2: w. .wh. .what ? :(
person 1: IM JUST LANGIN WITH YA! haha
By Fara
Lang
A new versatile style and usage of the english language. The process mainly consists of taking the first syllable of a word and using that in place of the original word. Sometimes a slight change in the spelling will be done to make the word more discernible from other words. One of the very first words used in this language was "nuth".

Hey Joe, what lang are you speaking?
Mike thinks there is nuth wrong with speaking a new lang.
I was sick and ti of having nuth to do until I learned this new lang.

By Bridgette
Langs
A disease which can lead to severe autism, limited motor skills, a capped ability to function and the tendency to full moon. It is advised to stay away from a person who has contracted langs as it is fairly contagious, if you start to display symptoms do the right thing and leave.

Person 1: oh god what’s wrong with him?!
Person 2: he’s got the langs

Person 1: OH FUCK
By Tallou
Lange
Binging on porn until you fall asleep. Then, waking up the next morning to porn on your computer, causing you to be late to school.

Hey Mitchell why were you so late to school today?
Ya bro, I langed...
That sucks.
By Lorianna
Lang
To be placed at the end of a sentence to make the statment untrue. Sort of like 'not'.

Jessica alba isn't hot .... LANG!
By Lora