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Define Laxative Meaning

Laxative
what you swallow, or have inserted into the anus, to help loosen the bowels

It is not a good idea to take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
By Jenni
Laxative
self-inflected diarrhea

took a laxative last nite and woke up with the screaming shits at 4am
By Candida
Laxative
substance that it consumed that will make one shit like a fucking goose.

dickhead 1) i'm shitting like a goose due to laxative.
dickhead 2) ya, it does that.
By Celia
Laxative
What Bush needs, since he's so fucking full of it.

Buy laxatives for Bush! For $10, we will send a $7 pack of laxatives to the White House and $3 to Iraqi charity organizations.
By Ines
Laxative
n.
A food or drug that stimulates evacuation of the bowels.

adj.
Stimulating evacuation of the bowels.
Causing looseness or relaxation, especially of the bowels.

My friends put laxative in the cake.
I couldn't stop shitting!
By Helga
Laxative
One word:McDonald's.

Man, McDonald's is like a laxative. I couldn't stop shittin after eating that Quarter Pounder.
By Danica
Laxative
A shower of diarrehea coming from someones mouth (example 1).

Laxative(s) plural:

When a group of people/indviduals simultaneously vomit diarrehea (example 2).

Example 1:

Yesterday Donald Rumsfield gave the press corp his daily dose of laxative during the weekly Pentagon briefing.

Example2:

The Republican Party's justification for invading Iraq was more a dose of laxatives than based on evidence.

FoxNews insured a regular dose of laxatives to the public in the run-up to the Iraq War.
By Sabine
Laxed
the state of being relaxed, or chilled. Can be refered to as short for relaxed.

After smokin a fat splif, I was laxed.
By Sibylla
LAX
Relaxed, easy-going, non-enforcing

don't worry about smuggling it in, they're pretty lax about it here
By Shandeigh
Lax It
if you where to relax you would lax it

hello mate what u doing 2nyt? u coming out.. nahh mate just guna lax it 2nyt the bitches will have to wait another day
By Brook