Bill: Dude, I was cycling to work this morning; indicating to turn right, and this Lycra covered
Douchestain, came flying past, overtaking me on my right hand side - he was this close!
James: Dude, if he slowed down, he wouldn't come first in the Tour
le Douche. You should have popped a clothesline on his
fool ass...
Bill: Aaaaaaaaaaaaay