An ass that is so flat and
unremarkable that it appears as though a person's legs are hooked directly to their back, and there is no ass in between. People with ass leg syndrome frequently wear pants that jack way up their crack, usually causing
shit stains in their undergarments. People who are afflicted with this particular abnormality do not ever get laid because candidates for sexual activity have significant difficulty in finding the ass legged person's crotch, which is of course a
prerequisite for sex.
Dude1: Damn, I'm really drunk and I need to get laid. I'd fuck that chick over there, but she's got an ass leg.
Dude2: Yeah, well
you're mom's got an ass leg too, but that didn't stop your dad. How did he ever find
youre mom's pussy anyway? Her ass leg
would've thrown me off while hunting for her snatch.
