1. (Verb) To give an misogynistic, borderline-hysterical political performance for the benefit of a
legislative body and/or a well-connected sexual predator.
2. (Noun) A
sniveling,
closeted Republican hack from South Carolina.
1. "Jerry's speech at the town meeting sure was over-the-top -- what kind of a person argues AGAINST 18 U.S.C. § 2250 (Failure to register)? Someone there should tell him there's no point in
Lindsey Graham Cracker-ing federal law!"
2. New cadets at
the Citadel beware: often, older men claiming to offer "special mentorship" and invitations
off campus to drink mint juleps are nothing more than Lindsey Graham Crackers lying in wait.
