Define Linge Meaning

Linge

He linged at the four year old getting a condom for hid birthday.
By Talya
Ling Ling
Ling Ling is the king of music. He can play any instrument, without any sacrilegious suspicions.

I thought you were practicing! Ling Ling practices 40 hours a day, yet you are going nowhere. My son, you are a failure!
By Carlita
Ling Ling
Someone who will always be better than you, no matter what you do. TwoSetVioin created this meme, saying that Ling Ling practiced 40 hours a day. They have numerous posts on people doing the Ling Ling challenge, challenges where you have to play a piece but ______. Some examples of it are: playing with a hula hoop as well, double the speed, or playing with your non-dominant hand.

You: Yeah, I got 1st place in all of the contests, no biggie
Friend: Wow, impressive! But did you know that Ling Ling got 1++++st place? He practices 40 hours a day.
By Aline
Ling Ling
That virtuoso violinist that your mom won’t ever let you forget. He is smart good looking and he can play the paganini caprices better that hilary hahn.

Kid: “Mom, can I play iPad?”

Mom: “NO. PRACTISE YOUR VIOLIN 40 HOURS!!! BE MORE LIKE THAT LING LING.
By Ardella
Ling Ling
The epitome of peak performance; a mythical character that even defies logic itself in the world of skill comparison. No matter who you are or what you do, there will always be a Ling Ling who is above your level. Ling Ling has been better than you and always will be better than you.

Ling Ling practices for 40 hours a day; you will never achieve what he has at 5 years old.
By Linell
Ling Ling
Just accept it- that Ling Ling in your life is better than you. He/she will always be better- for he PRACTICES 40 HOURS A DAY. sorry bud, I guess it just isn't your thing.

Person 1- Ling Ling is my idol! (spoken to mom)
Person 2- Aw, sweetie, that is cute. (spoken back to child)
By Claudine
Ling Ling
Ling Ling, king of classical and orchestral music, can play any instrument. Ling Ling is also my insurance provider.

Damnit son, you need to be like Ling Ling, get your 40 hours done you failure.
By Sheela
Ling Ling
A fictional musician created by the YouTube channel 2SetViolin.
Ling Ling is a superhuman violinist who always succeeds in doing the impossible. The most common meme involving Ling Ling is the "Ling Ling practice 40 hours a day" meme which refers to people who constantly practice their musical instrument (or pretend to do so).

By Lark
Ling Ling
An Alyssa who overachieves, winning awards, and is ostensibly better than you in every way, especially when used in a direct comparison.

By Dennie
Ling Ling
an interesting prodigy that practices 40 hours a day.

sacrilegious boi: i can play 15 notes a second
edwina (asian mom): i saw ling ling's mother the other day. she said ling ling already doctor la! he practice 72 hours a day! What are you doing!? HUH!?
By Rochella