Define Lithuanian Meaning

Lithuanian
something to be proud of!

Hey, dude, where are all the lithuanians?
Mostly in Ireland, or on the basketball court.
By Enid
Lithuanian

Lithuanians are from Lithuania...

So is my grandfather.
By Fulvia
Lithuanian
Someone who has sex with somebody else

"Are you Lithuanian?"
"Stop asking me that"
By Ranee
Lithuanians
Crazy people who drink vodka till they pass out, then wake up and continue on drinking.

Those lithuanians wer doin vodka the lithuanian way.
By Sarita
Lithuanian
A Northern European language that sounds like if a Latvian got their vocal chords ripped out then got a transplant from a Russian person who was drunk

Lithuanian low-key dosent make any sense
By Jesse
Lithuanian Fight
2 people/opposing sides can "declare" a Lithuanian Fight. That means that each person gets as many of his friends as he/she can get to come in the "declared" time and the "declared" place. This has to be an agreement.

Then the two sides fight, most aren't serious. People join out of fun, NOT loyalty. Since the numbers of people coming greatly varies, (usually from 5-40 people) it usually ends in the outnumbered group admitting defeat, or having the outnumbered group flee.

It's improper to bring deadly weapons, like knives, or guns. If any, they can bring brass knuckles and rocks.

Person 1- "why are you hiding in my house?"
Person 2- "Well my friend declared a LITHUANIAN FIGHT, i didn't have anything to do tonight so i decided to join him. We had over 20 strong guys with us. We came to the park, and we saw only 10 of them standing there, so we charged them, but they had 40 more people hiding in the bushes! We ran like hell. Half of them were just chicks, but there were too many of them, and it would be dumb to stop. They were chucking rocks at us! The cops came and they scattered too. They were laughed the whole time. I enjoyed it too.
By Elnora
Lithuanian Smoothie
When a man with heavy smegma demands oral sex from a bunk mate to clean his penis

Hey, {lower bunk mate} get up here and give me a Lithuanian smoothie, my cock needs a clean
By Ophelia
The Lithuanian Flute
When a male puts a cocky ring on his dick, and a girl grabs a needle and pokes flute like holes at the top of his penis. Then she blows through the urethra while pretending to play the flute and ends only when the male says "lithuania".

Guy 1: my dick hurts
Guy 2: why
Guy 1: me and my girlfriend tried the Lithuanian flute last night, its still bleeding.
By Enrica
Lithuanian Smoothie
An excessive amount of thick white cum. Usually of the human kind.

I gave my teacher a Lithuanian smoothie for the end of year special.
By Vannie
A Fuck Of Lithuanians
A number of Lithuanians rampaging, pillaging, drinking, smoking and singing songs.

The Lithuanians are arriving soon, a fuck of Lithuanians...
Yes, a group of them, really, oh fuck... hide the booze...
By Drusi