My swinging friends invited me over for a party. My girlfriend won't go. It is throwing off the numbers for the sex train. I hope I get to be the loose caboose rocking the train.
The no-tell, motel. That one run-down, half lit, half renovated lodging establishment in town; where people go to do the dirty. The rooms you can usually cop for a cheap rate.
When a man's asshole is so blown out from anal sex, that his sphinctor stops to work and he diahreas every time he shits.
Adam-Dude after I got rammed by that donkey boner I have a loose moose caboose!
Nolan-aww man mines been ripped up for years, do you have any diapers yet?