v. the act of beating
the fuck out of one of your best friends because you are drunk and he is in love with you. Refers to a particularly severe beating. Has been shortened to mean beating the fuck out of someone who is mearly an
acquaintance or beating the fuck out of someone in a situation where it would be
wholly unexpected or inappropriate,
me: that guy was a fucking
dickhead.
40: yea, he doesn't know how close he came to eating through a
straw for the next six weeks. I was going to lorry that
mother fucker.