The act of male masturbation in the presence of a woman (this is not
restricted to physical presence. A voice on the end of a phone line will
suffice). This act is frequently initiated by asking the woman's permission but performed whether consent is
granted or not.
Oh My God! I met up with a guy from Tinder last night. He totally
Louis CK'd me!
Really? What happened??
He asked if he could jack off in front of me. I said "
fuck no". But when I came back from the bathroom later he was totally
spanking his monkey.
Did you leave?
No!