Define Madrid Meaning

Madrid
coolest homie on da street. smartest person you'll ever meat. sexual tiger

By Carmen
Madrid

"yes mate, is that jacket madrid?"

By Nadiya
Madrid
It is the capital of Spain. the city dates from the middle of the ninth Century. During centuries, capital of the Empire and residence of the Royal Familly.

It is the third-most populous metropolitan area in the European Union after Paris and London.

Madrid has many trees, with about 500,000. In 2005, the city had 300,000 and only Tokyo had more trees (100,000 more), but also had three times more population than Madrid.

The city is the 22nd most expensive city in the world in 2008

Madrid is notable for its nightlife and night clubs.

Madrilenian youth are known for dancing all night long.

Real Madrid is o the most prestigious football clubs in the world, having won a record 9 European Cups.

IE Business School recently ranked #1 in WSJ's 2009 rankings for Best MBA Programs under 2 years worldwide .

the Complutense University of Madrid founded in 1293, which is one of the oldest universities in the world. It has 10,000 staff members and a student population of 117,000.

The subway, it is now the second largest metro system in Western Europe.

Madrid population is around 6 million.

Madrid is considered one of the top European destinations concerning art museums.

You wont find a better lifestyle than in Madrid, dude!
By Virginie
Madriding
Unnecessarily in a hurry.

"Dirk relax... stop madriding! It doesn't matter what time we arrive."
By Joletta
Madrid
A Madrid is a sweet, kind and funny person. He has the funniest memes and never fails to entertain people.

He's a very reserved and relaxed person, and is the BEST person to ask advice from. Madrid is a person who is different from other people, very understanding and smart, he thinks about things that you would have never thought of.

Person 1: "Check this meme out, it's funny asf 😂"
Person 2: "I bet it's from Madrid"

Example 2:

Person 1: "This guy is straight up a real homie!"

Person 2: "That's why he's called Madrid"
By Rasla
Matteo Madrid
An insatiable song writer, with a knack for speaking unspoken words of truth....

" Oh look at this guy trying to act like a matteo madrid, what a joke. "
By Galina
Madrid Moment
An irrelevent statement said while nobody is paying attention, yet otheres hear it. An official Madrid moment has no response. Also, many madrid moments can kill a joke, ruin a good conversation, or just be dumb as hell.

Jerry-"ya there was this fine chick, big ass, big tits..."
Madrid-"DUDE GUYS; look what michael did to my arm!!! (shows bruise)
Marcus-"Dude you just had a Madrid Moment..nobody cares at all."
By Dolores
Real Madrid
A Football team which was formed in 1902, competing in the Primera Division or 'La Liga'. It has never been relegated from top flight football in their 103 years of playing. It is possibly the greatest football club in the history of the game, or for that matter the most successful club of the 20th Century. The King of Spain "King Alfonso XIII" gave the club the blessing to become "Real" Madrid C.F. Real meaning Royal in Spainish. They have won a combined total of 29 La Liga titles, 9 Champions League Titles, 1 European Super Cup, 3 Intercontinental Cups, 2 UEFA Cups, 17 Copa del Rey Titles and 7 Spainish Super Cups. Since Florentino Perez took over the role as Club President in 2000 he has spended big on buying great players like Zinedine Zidane, Luis Figo, Ronaldo, Roberto Carlos, Micheal Owen, David Beckham and just recently buying Robinho from Santos for the next five seasons. In the past two years unfortunately they haven't won any major titles, but with new reinforcements they look better then ever and will prove their worth in the up-coming season.

Real Madrid C.F are the greatest club in the world, i love watching them play it's just amazing! HUGE FAN! NO OTHER CLUB CAN BOAST THE SAME RESPECT AS REAL MADRID C.F
By Hanni
Real Madrid
The greatest team to ever grace the world with its presence. It is complete with world class players such as Karim Benzema, Angél Di María, Mesut Özil, and the greatest of all, Cristiano Ronaldo. This imperial squad is coached by none other than The Special One, Jose Mourinho, the greatest coach ever. They do not engage in diving, cheating, paying refs, riding UEFA’s dick, or gayness such as some teams (cough…cough barça). No one will ever be better than Real Madrid, because they own Pep Guardiola, and Messi is, and forever will be, Ronaldo’s bitch.

FUCK BARCA! GO REAL MADRID!
HALA MADRID HASTA LA MUERTA, PARA SIEMPRE.
By Issy
Real Madrid
1a club that makes the most amount of money in the world by:

a. Buying glamourous players. If u r not glamourous u get sacked, eg. great great coach del bosque.
b. Using glamour to increase fans around the world who buy their shirts and merchandise.

2. A club that where players dont play for their team and are famous for their ego issues.

3. A club known to destroy great players. Eg nisterooy, beckham, kaka etc.

4. a club that can pride itself being the second best team in spain ever since the death of their dictator franscesco.

5. the club whose most fans are bandwagoners. All the players they have heard of are or were in real madrid. Eg. Zidane, kaka, ronaldo-the fat one, ronaldo-the diver, carlos, beckham, nisterooy, owen etc.

A: do u watch football?
B: yeah i do...i love real madrid.
A: why??
B: its like watching sports entertainment like wwe where there is glamour, ego clashes and playacting... And i love watching ronaldo cry when messi scores.
By Sara