Define Mba Meaning

Mba
Master Bullshit Artist.
(1) A Graduate level degree offered to fast talking business students with little real knowledge of business processes, but are extremely proficient with PowerPoint presentations.
(2) A graduate business student that can authoritatively talk you into the ground at impromptu hallway meetings. (also, see buzzwords.)

(1) That MBA's powerpoint presentation was spectacular... Now, what the hell was he talking about?
(2) I got cornered by an MBA in the hallway and lost 45 minutes I'll never get back!
By Beverlee
MBA
Master Bad Ass, what some people think you're majoring in when you're in business school - expecially when you don't give money to your classmates or panhandlers on campus.

That chucker axed me my major outside the bookstore and I told him MBA as I left before he could ax me for money. The next time he saw me he calls me Master Bad Ass. I just kept walking so he didn't shake me down for change.
By Aleda
MBA
Main Battle Area.
Major Bad Ass.
Major Bonehead Association.
Make Business Adventurous.
Malir Bar Association.
Managed Boot Agent.
Management Boot Agent.
Management By Accident.
Manager By Accident.
Marketing Brain Aboard.
Married But Available.
Massive Bank Account.
Master of Barely Anything.
Mastering Business Advancement.
Masters of Business Administration.
Matter Billing Attorney.
Me Before Anyone.
Mean Binary Accuracy.
Meaningless Bureaucratic Aptitude.
Mediocre Bastard Alert.
Mediocre But Arrogant.
Mentally Below Average.
Message Board Arrogance.
Microsoft Business Associate.
Mighty Big Attitude.
Mind Body Attitude.
Mind Business Alert.
Mind, Body, and Attitude.
Miracles Being Achieved.
Mississauga Baseball Association.
Modeling By Auspig.
Modular Business Addon.
Mom's Bouquets Again.
Money Business And Accounting.
Montgomery Bell Academy.
Mop Bucket Attitude.
More Bad Advice.
More Bass Ale.
More Bewilderment Always.
More Bucks Annually.
Moronic But Aggrandizing.
Morse Baudot Ascii.
Mortgage Bankers Association.
Most Blind Again.
Most Bodacious Achiever.
Much Buggering About.
Murderer of Brand Assets.
Must Bust Ass.
Must Buy and Acquire.
Mutually Beneficial Arrangement.
The Mindlessness of Business Administration.

*Professor: Hey, how is your test result in Accounting?
*Student: Well, I was rated highly for MBA (Mentally Below Average) :(
*Professor: Here we go again!
By Brandais
MBA
Masters of Business Association; To be achieved after college graduation through business school.

I am going to get an MBA.
By Elspeth
MBA

Brian is doing MBA in stern...yeah right.
By Xaviera
MBA
Mentally below average

Well, it's juz a direct opposition to "Masters of Business Association". kindda like an insult.


Arrogant guy: Look at me! An educated MBA, impressive huh?
Listener: yea..Mentally below average,that is.
By Lorrayne
MBA
Mamma's Boys Academy

A suspiciously all-boys school with a sissy Headmaster in Nashville Tennessee where all of the students think that their shit doesn't stink because they can afford to wipe their butts with fifty dollar bills.
Sister school to Harpeth Hall.

Those MBA boys love to play with themselves,and it is just not cricket.
By Denni
MBA
An acronym for "Moist By Association".
Usually relates to somebody who has recently been in close contact with a moist person (eg moshpits, hugging), and is covered in someone elses bodily fluids, usually sweat.

"As soon as I got into that mosh with all those sweaty guys I got MBA straight up"

"Dude, I was just hooked up with Jan, she was so horny I think I'm MBA"
By Joanne
MBA
Married But Available
Usually a term used to describe a no good punk who don't know to stop dawgin even if he is married.

Keisha: I'll fight to keep ma man, u just messin wit his mind.
Latisha: He had it written all over him: MBA: Married But Available.
By Antonetta
MBA
Extreme homosexual. Continuously likes to take it up the butt in a gay manner with nothing but smiles. Enjoys holding hands with guys and frolicking.

MBA Guy 1: Do you want to have butt sex.
MBA Guy 2: Yes.
By Kaitlyn