General term for any of a number of cold or
flu maladies that you get from riding
San Francisco's crowded and poorly ventilated
Muni Trains.
"Ugh... I think I'm coming down with Muni Malaria. I probably got it from
the tiny Asian lady with no sense of personal-space who kept coughing on me on my commute yesterday morning.
The garlic bagel she had for breakfast wasn't very
appetizing while being sneezed into my face."