a terrible sickness where you feel like you shouldnt be able to walk, but somehow you can. everything on your body is achy, you get the WORST headache, a sore throat, a cough, a stuffy nose, a stomach ache, and you puke. And this lasts about a week.
teen1:yo niggah wat u doin this weekend?
teen2:im gettin tha FLU niggah!!
teen1:what?
teen2:rollin som exo's teen1:oh cool can i come?
teen2:shure.
By Genia
Flu
1. a bad lu 2. derogatory/slang for an obnoxious, self-centered jerk
3. oftentimes used as a bargaining chip to get girlfriends and boyfriends to act right and fly straight.