Define Mallard Meaning

Mallard
A term given to gamers who die a lot in battle. Such as a mallard flying by just waiting to be shot. Someone who runs out in the open and is shot immediately.

Specifically in Halo 3 if the person dies 13 times in a 4 on 4 battle up to a 50, they are a mallard. 17 or more and you are an Uber-Mallard. It is usually required that you profess your malardry to the other teammates.

Eg., Teammate: "14 deaths are you kidding me? Say it." Mallard: "I'm a mallard.." Teammate: "Yes you are"
By Philipa
Mallard
An old east coast term for a hundred dollar bill used mainly by the lumpenproletariat .

Pete: I just lost 6 mallards in that juicy poker game down the street.
Phil: You fool. I told you to play here in my game. We give you an honest gamble here.

money buck sawbuck benjamin fin jackson yard dollar
By Lizbeth
Mallard
n. măl'ərd
1. (Anas platyrhynchos) A type of duck

2. (Anus playdohriptass) a term used in fisting. Positioning one's hand to the shape of a duck bill to wedge open an asshole. The catalyst to an ass blossom

Wow...I got attacked by a mallard. wierd

Pshh...what a little pussy. Slutpig can take the mallard like a pro but cries like a bitch when I try to punchfist him!
By Eadie
Mallard
Slang word for cannabis/marijuana commonly used in the counties of Hampshire and Surrey.

Commonly used by students or former students of private schools

The word mallard is derived from the distinctive "green" of the male mallard duck's head

The word mallard can be combined with a number of words used for groups on animals in order to denote weight.

These are:

Flock(8thoz) School (1/4oz) Pack (1/2oz) Litter(1oz)

This sytem of weights is easily remembered by the phrase fucking stupid pikey loser.

"hey mate, have you got any mallards for this weekend?"
"not sure how many do you need?"
"If you could get us out a School would be much appreciated"
"Should do that will be about 40 spond ok?"
"Nice one"

example 2
"you been duck hunting?"
"yeah mate, got a brace of the buggers"
"have you seen a flock of them?"
"Sure thing, give us a ring later"
By Odette
Mallard
A retarded person, or someone who is being a complete idiot.

Quit being a mallard!
By Ronny
Mallard
1. a duck

2. an idiot that constantly switches subcultures/scenes on a monthly basis. term originates from a certain person in the texas music scene who is a total wanker.

1. "look at the cute little mallard! i like ducks."

2. "he's such a mallard, last week he had an afro and this week he's all emo."
By Cecil
Mallard
Some one who enjoys the company of people who Quack. A good giveaway is wearing a green shirt, with a duck on it.

My teacher was wearing his mallard shirt today.
By Bambie
Mallard
An ugly looking bloke with a rather large nose, that also makes weird noises......... usaully found in the stanford area.

Oi mallard you ugly fuker get me a pint
By Berte
Mallards
British slang for breasts. Commonly used when objectifying a woman.

By Margot
Mallard
Word hailing from Dingwall, Highlands of Scotland meaning Pub/Bar. It is usually used in reference to you where abouts or the activity you were participating in. Another term might be 'absolute blazin' drunk.'

Mother: Hey, gudgie, where were you last night?
Son: Down the Mallard.

Hannah: OMG did you see that minker?!?
Sophie: Aye! He looks like he's been down the mallard!

Gudgie: Mallard!
By Anderea