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Manfred
The boyfriend, or man of a good looking girl. The very jelaous type who walks in holding his girl in his arm.

"she looked really nice so I invited her, but she came with her manfred"
By Pauli
Manfre
To insist that someone of the opposite gender is way hotter than they really are and try to convince others around you.

Bryan: " Did you see that girl over there? She is beautiful"

Rex: "Dude, you totally pulled a Manfre. Go take a closer look at her beard."
By Cassandra
Manfred
Man of Peace

For his love of humanity he was known as a manfred to all the people of the town.
By Leia
Manfred
Used to describe a gutless, cowardly human being with a micro-sized penis whose sole purposes in life are to endorse cheating and suck off a bunch of billionaires in luxury boxes.

He's become the prototypical Manfred: a worthless person whose mission is to publicly endorse many of society's worst elements.
By Jaclyn
ManFred
A ManFred is someone who wishes to explode someone else's head between thine pecs.

I'm so mad at him I just want to ManFred him so hard
By Fidela
Manfred
A male who has an unhealthy obsession with feet, poop, and Elton John. Usually demonstrates unorthodox or "gay" dance moves when excited.

I was over at the New Valley Tavern when this total Manfred came prancing in staring at my new sandals with his poopy dick winking me right in the eye.
By Delinda
Manfred
A beautiful strong man with lustrous ear hair.

His ears were okay looking, but he was no Manfred.
By Millisent
Manfred-opposition
Pathological state. The obsessive urge to be in opposition to a statement, no matter how absurd it seems.

A: And then I said: "Wouldn't you rather earn money from being a student, than to have to pay for it?"
And he said: "Well no, actually I wouldn't. Because then the universities would be even more overcrowded than they are already and you wouldn't get any education at all anymore."

B: Wow, that was when he really entered the manfred-opposition!
By Helene
Messed Manfred
When your reality is so inexplicably fucked, you then refer to the circumstance as messed manfred.

I walked into my bedroom and caught my mom using my dildo on my dog, that's so messed manfred, man.
By Rosemary
Manfred
50 year old+ male that has never married because no one woman was good enough or is closet gay.

Mary and Pam confirmed that the guy that only dressed in work out gear is a Manfred.
By Bellanca