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March 13th
March 13th is National slap your sister day. If it's your birthday you get to punch her. If you don't have a sister. Punch the first girl you see.

Josh:It's my bday! Ima punch the hell out of my sister cause it's March 13th
By Anne
March 13th
national cut a bitch day. this is the only day of the year that it is acceptable to cut fake bitches out of your life and they can’t say shit about it.

person 1: hey bitch i’m dropping you sorry
person 2: why so suddenly?
person 1: it’s march 13th
person 2: oh my bad i forgot
By Shirlee
March 13th
March 13th is when the best people are born.
They're perfectionistic you will literally regret it forever if you don't meet one.
They. Will. Change. Your. Life. Except also sometimes they won't (destiny is not an exact science). If you ever meet someone born on March 13th, you should tell them "You're cool to me now."

Johnny: "Wow! You were born on March 13th?"
Papa: "Yes."
Johnny: "You're cool to me now."
By Tarrah
March 13th
Happy national corona day! The day where most public schools canceled classes for 2 weeks due to the corona virus. It all started friday the 13th

person 1: omg it’s march 13th
person 2: happy national corona day!!
By Prudi
March 13th
The day when the best type of introverts are born

Gabriel: Michael was born on March 13th
Christian: Oh that makes sense why he’s such an introvert
By Calida
March 13th
March 13th where Friday the 13th happened. No coincidence? Jason must be killing us with this coronavirus, and bullshit

Person 1: Man I hate this coronavirus

Person 2: Yeah who knew “March 13th” would be cursed?
By Constantia
13th March
Kiss your crush day

Person one: hey it’s 13th March

Person two:oh no I have to kiss my crush
Person one: why
Person two:bc it’s kiss your crush day
By Gill
March 13th
On your main story put if your taken, single or crushing. If your taken or crushing, you have to @ them so people won't think your capping!

Steve: It's March 13th, I have to post that I'm taken on my story.

*Looks at Endermans story*
Steve: Ugh, he really is a creep. Like stop crushing on Alex, she's my girlfriend.
By Cher
March 13th
National send your girlfriend hoodies

Harry: hey it’s March 13th

Ellie: Ohh you owe me a hoodie
By Katina
March 13th
This is a day that all boys names Tyler, have to wear a unicorn onesie with their girlfriend. They also have to do face masks with her and cuddle.

Tyler: We should have sex.
Girlfriend: No let’s wear onesies!
Tyler: Ok, but why?
Girlfriend: Because it’s March 13th!
By Ulrica