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Define Marmalade Meaning

Marmalade
1. A jellylike preserve in which small pieces of fruit and fruit rind, as of oranges or lemons, are suspended

2. A method for banging a slimmie in the ass.

What's the difference between jam and marmalade? You can't marmalade your cock in a girls ass.
By Sheilah
Marmalade
The natural lubricant of the anus, designed to enable shit to slide out more easily but which also facilitates the insertion of golf balls.

"I was holding in a shit all last period but it turned out to just be a huge fart, however I wiped anyway in case some marmalade had come out."
By Rowena
Marmalade
Aside from being a popular breakfast condiment, marmalade is used to describe something approved by a person or alternatively, if no other word seems appropriate, marmalade can be used. Also used as a greeting.

"What did he give you?"
"Um just some marmalade.."

Yo marmalade features!
What the marmalade you up to?
By Genevra
Marmalade
Heroin. White, odorless, addictive. A thousand orgasms. Fine china.

I saw a bum shooting marmalade into his toe. Gross!
By Caty
Marmalade
A term used in place of another term, usually vulgar in nature. The use of this term as a substitute for a vulgar term marks the persons intention to censor himself or herself. This term is generally substituted for the f-bomb.

"Get out of the marmalading car!" "We marmaladed last night" "
By Nita
Marmalade
a song by System of a Down

Me: Hey have you heard Marmalade by Soad?
Soad fan: Dude! That song rocks!
Me: Whoa...chill man...
By Judy
Marmalade
A term used to offend someones mother.

Your ma is a maramalade.
By Issi
Marmalade
it's the new meaning for any thing that you find gay about males or if you are gay what you like about another male.

straight man :that guy is so marmalade look at how he talks to joe

gay man: man what are you talking about that man over there is so firkin marmalade i wish he was talking to me.

straight man : get out we all ready have a gay friend in our group.
By Cassandra
Marmalade
A marmalade is when you ask your mate to get you something from the shop and they deliberately bring back the last thing you would have asked for.

Mate: Do you want anything from the shop?
You: Nice one. Yeah, a Snickers?
Mate comes through the door with a jar of marmalade.
You look at him like, 'what's wrong with you mate?'
Straight-faced, he goes, 'Oh, Snickers. I thought you said marmalade.'
By Beverlee
Marmalade
A new fresh term invented to replace the boring old word 'to jam'. Replacement for the word 'Jam" as in, to play music together.

Let's jam after school= Let's marmalade after school

"What do you want to do tonight?"
"Let's marmalade."
"Sweet"

The last time I marmaladed ( past tense of 'marmalade') was with my friends in my basement. We marmaladed to all these Beatles tracks. There was so much marmalade, it was so sticky. (PUN!)
By Rosabelle