someone is considered
a mary if they purchase an iconic shirt with none other than
our lord and saviour, mary j blige, on it and it becomes the only thing they wear everytime they exit their house. if they meet this criteria, they will therefore be renamed mary and their original birth name will
nullify.
person 1: babe is that
steph over there?
person 2:
no you dirty
bum bitch, have you seen her outfit? that's mary j blige.