The 3rd greatest invention ever. Spend all your money without carrying it round! Can be used to buy nearly everything, except da 1st gr8est invention (weed). Even if u get mugged, u can stop da fuckerz frm spendin yo $$$$'s.
Daughter: Daddy, I need $500!
Pisst of Father: Just take the card and spend as much as u want!
When someone falls flat on their butt in mud, instead of saying it is priceless, you say its MASTERCARD!
By Annmaria
Mastercard Moment
An event that would be appropriately defined as "priceless". This is not to be confused with a "Kodak Moment" because not all Mastercard Moments should be seen again.
"Did you see that Baristaglare at me? I laughed so hard I was crying. It was a Mastercard Moment."
By Honey
Social Mastercard
A person who can be employed in any social situation, someone who can twerk through carnival just as easily as chat to your Nonna