Define Matheson Meaning

Matheson
he loves to have sex with his nanny and he keeps little kids in his room

By Rafaela
Matheson
someone who wants 3d chalk for their birthday so they can draw dinosours...they are turning 16.

jace: what do you want for your birthday?
lucy: I want a matheson.
By Jenny
Matheson
The name you give the fetus when you get your math teacher pregnant and give her an abortion with a protractor

"Mrs Mays: have you got it?"
"Jimmy: yeah, I've got it but I'm keeping it and calling it Matheson"
"Mrs Mays: your really fucked in the head"
By Loreen
Ein Matheson
a washy pathetic individual. A school washout.

By Cecilia
Jeffrey Matheson
The state of being chubby.

I feel really Jeffrey Matheson right now.
By Karmen
Matheson Whittaker
If someone is named this they are dumby thicc. Sksksksk.

By Carri
Mark Matheson
One who does not shred the gnar

Man I hurt my knee. Guess I’ll just have to mark Matheson it today
By Claribel