Define Mcallister Meaning

McAllistering
To approach into another coworkers cubicle without making a sound and stare at them, then give them an awkward smile when they turn around.

James attempted McAllistering his female manager, and ended up with a sexual harassment charge.
By Barb
McAllister
The guy all the girls want. Nice, sweet, loving,and even handsome. Has an amazing smile. Best at all sports. He is one of a kind.

McAllister!!!
Yes,wassup
Can we hang out sometime

Yea sure
By April
McAllister
The guy all the girls want. Nice, sweet, loving,and even handsome.

Hi McAllister.
Wassup
Can we hang some time
By Tamar
Mcallister
A Mcallister is a reptilian creature that often is found fondling cow udders or licking out huge black pussy. they often often reside in underground areas like caves and sewage systems

That Mcallister licked me and that cow in under 20 seconds
By Lettie
Jenn McAllister
A super skinny thicc legend that stomps around flexin. They like to act, and film themselves sitting in their hallway. They are usually seen with Alyx Weiss, a classic thorter.

Look at that girl! She is such a Jenn Mcallister, wow she must weigh 100 lbs, only butt fat.
By Stefanie
Ben McAllistered
The act of suggesting that a group do a certain action and then being the only one unable to perform it. Referring to famous English National Lacrosse keeper Ben McAllister.

Ben: "Hey guys, we should totally parkour this wall."
Sam and Achilles: "Yeah, this'ill be awesome."

Sam and Achilles successfully scale the wall, Ben fails and walks around the block to clear the obstruction.

Sam: "Man, you were Ben McAllistered."
Achilles: "How embarrassing, having the same first name too."
By Sayre
Ben McAllistered
To suggest everyone do something then be the only one to fail miserably at it. Named after famous English National Lacrosse Team player Ben McAllister.

Guy 1: "Yesterday James suggested we shoot half-court shots 'till we each sunk one. We waited for him for like four hours."

Guy 2: "Sounds like he got Ben McAllistered."
By Wenonah
Jenn Mcallister
a successful youtuber who has over 3.6 million subscribers. Known for her comedic vlog style videos especially episode and postmates buys her stuff videos. One of the sweetest and hard working people out there. Commonly seen with her dog, Finn Mcallister.

“Did you see the new Jenn Mcallister video? It was so funny!”
By Tallulah
Douche McAllister
The name that you give to a male person who is definitely a douche bag. A play on the name of the former NFL star "Deuce McAllister"

A: Do you see that guy over there, hitting on another girl while at dinner with his girlfriend?
B: Yeah. He's definitely a Douche McAllister.

I can't believe anyone (especially her) would marry that Douche McAllister.
By Libbie
McAllister Corollary
An axiomatic theorum which states: There is a frequent correlation between a woman's mental instability and her sexual passion.

"Remember that chick he left the bar with last night? He said she was all over him in her car before they even left the parking lot; then her bouncer-ex-boyfriend started smacking on the hood with a timber chain and..."

"Another proof for the McAllister Corollary!"
By Annora