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Define Meatus Meaning

Meatus
the dickhole

"stick your tongue into the tip of the meatus"
By Nicolette
Meatus
Slang term for the urinary meatus (aka the hole at the tip of your dick)

If you have a dick without a meatus, you're a fucking freak.
By Tiffany
Meatus
1. The opposite of a Pubic Mound.

2. Word used to describe a really pathetic person.

3. The funny little hole at the end of a guy's dingdang.

1. "That girl is such a pubic mound." "I know, but look at her boyfriend. He's such a meatus...I bet he can't ever get it up."

2. "Dude...check out my meatstick." "I hate you! You're such a meatus!"

3. "Ewwww! What is that?!" It's my meatus..." "Why is it so big?"
By Karlyn
Meatus
The gaping jaw of a penis, located on the tip; known as the meatus. It is the ogre of japseyes.

"Hey Purple, want to stick your tongue down my sticky meatus?"

"DAYM SURE SON LET ME SEE THEM MUSCLES"
By Ofelia
Meatus
A meaty, long, heavy, phat penis that sounds like a hammer when placed on table.

That guy has a meatus. Even though he tried his best to hide it, I can see it with his pants on
By Denise
Beatus Meatus
The most powerful of all spells in the harry potter universe

"Beatus Meatus!" Harry yelled killing Voldemort instantly
By Alleen
Meatus Wangus
1) A pseudo-medical term for male reproductive organs

When I had my physical, the nurse had to grope my Meatus Wangus, but I didn't mind.
By Binnie
The Meatus Hole
The small hole at the base of the penis, used to ejaculate and urinate (or put small items in )

The Meatus Hole.

Girl - whats that strange hole on your penis?!

Guy- Thats my meatus hole. Get down on your knees for a closer look.
By Bel
Beatus Meatus
Beatus meatus is the act of secretly (or in public) issuing a pushing movement on yo natural dongus until white joos leaks out. (red joos is optional)
Invented by Confucius in 470bc the art was mastered by Gandhi after seeing underage children.
Note* = Always perform beatus meatus only when your pp extendus (or else it can result in death).

Random bababoey: I have fat luigi's pictures
Ultra bababoey : Aight let me commit beatus meatus
By Audrie
Meatus Deletus
When your man is cheating so you cut off his dick

My man banged Jennifer so I committed meatus deletus.
By Odelia