the dastardly trick of distracting someone in public for long enough to put your testicles in their drink and then return to the bar.
the luchadors demuerto are playing at pearl, hide your drinks, they're melonballers.
By Michaeline
Melonball
A fruity, easy-to-drink cocktail made from melon liqueur, vodka, and pineapple juice. Traditionally served in a tall glass, but bars and clubs often serve them as high-profit, low alcohol shooters paraded around on a tray by a waitress whose attractiveness increases steadily as the night wears on.
Boilermakers? No no, my friend. You're too lightweight for that, better stick to the melonballs or ginger ale.
The sexual act of a man suspending his testicles to be massaged in between a woman's breasts. Sort of like a combination of teabagging and titty fucking.
Oh man, my girlfriend melonballed me last night. It made my ballsfeel good. You really need to try melonballing. It's the shiz.
Often confused with the culinary tool, the melonballer is a man who prefers having sex with breasts rather than other traditional methods; such as the vagina, butthole or ones own hand.
‘Yo, is that Rory and his baby?’
‘Naaa, that’s that MelonBaller Cory, he’s never gonna have a baby cause he only bangs the breasts’
This was the first Latina i've seen in Morton Grove in years, she must have been looking for a Taco Bell. I haven't seen fake titties in my life, except for on pornos. I starting to feel on her Melonball-Tittyballs, they were fake as fuck.
