Define Menses Meaning

Another way to say your period, or menstruation.

When one man is sucking the life out of another man’s dick and right as the man receiving head is ejaculating, the first man bites the tip of the penis off and the second man screams so loud, he screams in tune, as if he’s singing a high g note. the first man proceeds to sautés the tip while singing the old tune, Yankee Doodle.

to label someone who is acting like a retard ,mental patient or a cripple

i.e someone that may need to be commited to a mental hospital. (eg Adam Sandler)

The time when a woman is crazed with anger, mood swings and all around bitchiness resulting from her menstrual cycle.

A lively and continuous change of emails, text messages or any form of instant messaging between two persons for the purpose of courtship and mating. Usually participants do not want to be the ones sending out the last message, out of pride and/or fear of having ruined it.

Similar to the Cupid shuffle, only you rip out your tampon mid song and butt plug the closest person to your right.

The perfect man.
A combination of Misha Collins, Jensen Ackles, and Jared Padalecki.
Coined by castielsprofoundbond on tumblr.

1. When a woman's period begins at an inopportune time.

2. When a woman's period blood comes out all clotted and chunky, and a man observes it.

3. When a woman's vagina bleeds, and somehow the blood gets on your mother.

The fertility-cycle-based intentions driving a woman's actions.

Often used to second-guess or disregard feminine figures and their points of view.

A female who complains, whines, bitches, or rants via online media such as twitter, facebook, text message, or email as if she was on her period.