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Define Milched Meaning

Milched
Past tense. To have been under the impression or to have been without knowledge of the true sexual orientation or identity of an individual whom you are sexually or romantically interested.

"I was talking to this girl; I thought we had a real connection but I got milched! It turns out she's a lesbian."

"I was making out with this guy and I discovered that he was really a woman. Boy, I got milched!"
By Liuka
MILCH
Mother I'd Like to CornHole; a hot older woman or cougar whose ass is delectable

She was probably about 40 years old but had a great looking ass; she was a total MILCH.
By Alyson
Milching
the process of adding copius amounts of jizz into cups of
orange juice

that fucking waitress milched in my drink....better go and eat her beef.
By Valma
Milch
the fluid dripped from the corner of your mouth when sleeping

i slept so hard i milched on my pillow.
By Sheelah
Milch
To take back something that is stolen from you

My car got stolen, but I milched it back.
By Christa
Milch Talk
Speaking in iambic pentameter with a steady stream of obscenity, ala HBO's "Deadwood."

Voice from the box-"Welcome to Macdonald's, can I take your order?"

Driver-"Would a motherfucker be so fuckin' blind
as undiscerning to discern
the motherfuckin' value of fuckin value meal partook?"

Voice- "That'll be $6.49, please drive around to the second window, and thank you for choosing Motherfuckin' Macdonald's, Milch talker."
By Amelia
Milch Mann
A german milk man. It also depends on which milk you're talking about

Oh look, its the milch mann!
By Cathlene
Milch Mann
Your local German Milk Man, he can either serve you cows milk or 'big boy milk' whatever that means.

Hallo, ich bin der milch mann
By Annice
Milch Cow Theory
The theory that the 99% exist only to serve the needs of the wealthiest 1%, as if the majority of people are simply cows to be milked.

The modus operandi of Fox News demonstrates that Rupert Murdoch subscribes to the Milch Cow Theory.
By Karoly
Milch
A milch is a mom you'd like to bang but she is too much of a bitch

Luke's mom is a milch.
By Seline