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Define Mini Van Meaning

Mini Van
mini van is when a person gives a female two fingers in the front and five in the back. Just like a mini van, two seats up front and five in the back.

I went to a party last night and this girl wanted me to finger her. I asked her if she would want a mini van. She didn't know what it was so I gave her one. She seemed ready for the two up front, but the five in the back caught her off gaurd. She must be used to only corvettes.
By Chris
Mini Van
vehicular castration for any male who is somehow forced into driving one

you, "hey i think that molly wants to go out with me!"
me, "well, good luck pulling up to her house in your mini van - why don't you save yourself time and humiliation and just go watch some more anime and jerk off."
By Cody
Mini Van
One in the front, five in the back.

Only the classiest of women can handle a mini van.
By Paige
Mini Van
like the shocker but better. putting 2 fingers in the pussy and 5 in the ass. 2 in the front and 5 in the back.

i gave your girlfriend the mini van last night
By Gus
Mini Van
during sex, the man puts two fingers in the womans vagina and a whole hand in her ass which is why its refered to as the mini van : two in the front and five in the rear.

last night i gave her the mini van! she wont shit right for a week!
By Gwendolyn
Mini-van
2 fingers in the vagina, a full fist (five fingers) in the ass. Just like a real mini-van, 2 in the front, five in the back

I gave her the mini-van last night and she loved it!
By Trude
Mini-Van
1 in the front, 5 in the back

i gave my girlfriend the mini-van last night
By Elwira
Mini-Van
nickname often given to the fat friend in a group of cute females.

they are often the female who orders a super large meal with a diet coke thinking that they are 'dieting.'

"Mini-Van is sure wolfing down the extra large pizza like it was her last meal!"
By Vonnie
Mini-Van
2 in the front, 5 in the back...step above the shocker.
2 fingers in the vagina and 5 fingers in the anus.

I gave Cindy the shocker...well I gave Ivana the Mini-Van.
By Jody
The Mini Van
Two in the front and five in the rear. When a man shoves 2 finger in his ladies vagina and then with his other hand he clinches it like a fist and rams it in her ass.

I gave Deb the Mini Van lastnight and shes not talking to me today! She did say her ass hurts tho!
By Cissy