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Define The Mini Van Meaning

Mini-van
2 fingers in the vagina, a full fist (five fingers) in the ass. Just like a real mini-van, 2 in the front, five in the back

I gave her the mini-van last night and she loved it!
By Meade
Mini-Van
1 in the front, 5 in the back

i gave my girlfriend the mini-van last night
By Margo
Mini Van
mini van is when a person gives a female two fingers in the front and five in the back. Just like a mini van, two seats up front and five in the back.

I went to a party last night and this girl wanted me to finger her. I asked her if she would want a mini van. She didn't know what it was so I gave her one. She seemed ready for the two up front, but the five in the back caught her off gaurd. She must be used to only corvettes.
By Cecile
Mini-Van
nickname often given to the fat friend in a group of cute females.

they are often the female who orders a super large meal with a diet coke thinking that they are 'dieting.'

"Mini-Van is sure wolfing down the extra large pizza like it was her last meal!"
By Viola
Mini Van
vehicular castration for any male who is somehow forced into driving one

you, "hey i think that molly wants to go out with me!"
me, "well, good luck pulling up to her house in your mini van - why don't you save yourself time and humiliation and just go watch some more anime and jerk off."
By Erna
Mini-Van
2 in the front, 5 in the back...step above the shocker.
2 fingers in the vagina and 5 fingers in the anus.

I gave Cindy the shocker...well I gave Ivana the Mini-Van.
By Livy
Mini Van
One in the front, five in the back.

Only the classiest of women can handle a mini van.
By Morgen
The Mini Van
Two in the front and five in the rear. When a man shoves 2 finger in his ladies vagina and then with his other hand he clinches it like a fist and rams it in her ass.

I gave Deb the Mini Van lastnight and shes not talking to me today! She did say her ass hurts tho!
By Rosa
Mini-vanned
Two in the Front. Five in the back.

That chick loved being Mini-Vanned.
By Faythe
Mini Van
like the shocker but better. putting 2 fingers in the pussy and 5 in the ass. 2 in the front and 5 in the back.

i gave your girlfriend the mini van last night
By Elisa