greatest invention ever, released in august 1959. designed by Sir Alex Issigonis because of the oil crisis of the late 50s. one of the most popular cars ever made, is like driving a go-kart. destroyer of 60s muscle cars in races such as monte carlo and bathurst.
no other car has as many different types of engine conversions as a mini, all the way from g13b suzuki engines to 2L vtec, V6s, V8s, rotarys and motorbike engines.
lots of fun especially when showing up "boy racers"
"holy shit what was that that just passed us?"
"dude it was a mini!"
"sweet i want 1"
By Delcina
Mini
Noun: A non-offensive word used instead of fanny(the English meaning), beaver, snatch, pussy or the "c" word.
1: There are many shapes, sizes and flavours of mini.
2: That'll never fit in my mini!
3: Fancy a ride in my mini?
4: Buy me that dress and I'll shave my mini for you!
By Anastasie
Mini
The origianal econmy car (yes yes, there were others before it and smaller than it, but no-one bought them). The first car to ever have 50% or more female owners.
Mini cooper is a very interesting car, but it is really just a go-Kart with a papier-maché bodyshell.
Noun: A non-offensive word used instead of fanny(the English meaning), beaver, snatch, pussy or the "c" word.
Sometimes spelt as minnie in some publications.
1: There are many shapes, sizes and flavours of mini.
2: That'll never fit in my mini!
3: Fancy a ride in my mini?
4: Buy me that dress and I'll shave my mini for you!
